A newbie fitness blogger once said in the
middle of testing his new intense fitness plan…
“I’m
DYING!”
~Joel
C~
Time
to Test
I mentioned I had no idea what I was getting
myself into when I picked this blog topic three weeks ago for my 20% project. For those of you who don’t like reading old
information or comments, my brother and I have been searching for the greatest
fitness plan that would best suite most people’s wishes and desires for their
bodies, as well as our own. This plan is
designed to gain muscle, lose fat, and increase cardio (not for people who distance
run mind you.) Last week we discovered that HIIT (a style of fitness training that
stands for High Intensity Interval Training) combined with basic strength
training seems like the best solution. This
week we continued to put that idea to the test…and it hurts. So if you like reading about mediocre fitness
guys getting themselves, and their test subjects, injured for science continue
reading Bros and Fitness.
Cameron and I have been testing out this
mix of strength and HIIT, as suggested by our mentor and brother, Landon, for
about two weeks. It’s very painful but
unbelievably effective. Already I’ve
found that my body can lift more, move faster, and achieve more awesomeness
points in all of my other physical activities like Parkour and martial arts. The rest of our test subjects have just begun
this plan. They have already started an introductory
regime to prepare them for this new plan which includes light weight, full body
strength workouts, and light variation HIIT. (Without the variation of HIIT, this
plan is very common among new people who are just starting their workout path
to destiny).
Addressing some comments
For
nutrition, as requested by a commenter of ours, we have been focusing on eating
proteins to continue building fast-twitch fibers before and after our workouts.
Ok…what? Proteins are used to build fast-twitch fibers
which are one of two types of fibers in your muscular system that can be activated
by building muscle growth. The other
type of fibers are slow-twitch fibers which require very little protean and are
activated by training specifically in cardio.
I hope that clicked in your brains. We have also been avoiding foods
like fats, simple carbohydrates, chocolate, and my mom’s world-famous laired pudding
dessert made with chocolate pudding, whip cream, grounded Oreos, and…ok moving
on.
We
also got another comment that suggested that we make workout videos to show you
how it’s really done as well as suggest other fitness nerds of greatness. The beef
in the video that will be shown soon is my brother, Landon. Prepare to check out the canons on this tank. Landon has been studying to be a physical
trainer, has completed college coursework in physiology, kinesiology, weight
training, and nutrition. He is a
firefighter-EMT for Cal Fire and volunteers with the Shasta County Sheriff’s
Department Mountain Search and Rescue team.
He has been an avid weight lifter, runner, hiker, and all-around fitness
junkie for 12 years. Yes, I copied that part from my last blog - so what!? Also check out workout videos from Six-pack shortcuts (Mike
Chang) as well as websites like Bodybuilding.com for more workout tips and Choosemyplate.gov
for tips on nutrition.
SPECIAL
BRO ANNOUNCEMENT
I’m getting tired of calling our new fitness
plan “our new fitness plan”. We would
like to give you the opportunity to name this unofficial. To do so drop a comment below and we will
chose the coolest name suggested by you guys.
You may post up to three name ideas each. The last day to submit your fitness plan name
is on April 28, 2016. [Few will enter fewer will win]. Also don’t forget to leave a comment if you
have any suggestions on how to make this blog or Cameron’s blog better or if
you just feel like telling us how your day’s going… (I don’t know why you’d
want to, but it’s cool). Also, I know I said
I was going to post in full detail exactly
what to do for all four levels of workout awesomeness (if you read last week’s
blog). I didn’t do this because it goes along so well with the topic of next week’s
post, so I’ll be showing you guys and gals that next week instead. See you then.
You really are doing a great job. You're funny and your blog is very enjoyable to read. As for the name of your fitness plan... idk, but I feel like the word "endeavor" needs to be included.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much!!!! :)
DeleteI enjoyed the humor in this post, and it's good to hear about the progress you've made. I'm not sure if this is something you've thought of, but before and after pictures might be a good addition to your presentation. I'm not sure what a good name would be, but having 'Bro' in there would be a good start.
ReplyDeleteI would do a before and after picture, however, I can not for two reasons. First, we're already too far into the program and second, the time frame we were given is to small to be able to see any major improvements. This is also going to be one of the challenges when we present for our facilitator... Or we could just have Landon flex for them... the thought had crossed my mind. ;)
DeleteDylan has stolen my thunder, Joel. You ARE a blogger!! Good, fun reading! I also think the fitness plan should have the word "Bro" in it, like,"Guns for Bros", or perhaps "Gun, Tanks, and Bros" or GTB for short. I am looking forward to the dets.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much!!! I'm liking this name idea. I will take that into consideration. :)
DeleteI love the humor in this! How did you manage to convince those poor people to be your test subjects?
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DeleteI traded them... with life lessons. ;)
DeleteIn all seriousness they volunteered.
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